Question
1.. : What are you doing?
Ans.
: Business.
Tax
: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question
2 : What are you doing in Business?
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: Selling the Goods.
Tax
: PAY SALES TAX!
Question
3 : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.
: From other State/Abroad
Tax
: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
Question
4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.
: Profit.
Tax
: PAY INCOME TAX!
Question
5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans
: By way of dividend
Tax
: PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
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6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
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: Factory...
Tax
: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Question
7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Question
8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question
9 : Doing business in Millions?
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: Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans
: No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
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10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.
: Yes, for Salary.
Tax
: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
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11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.
: Hotel
Tax
: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Question
12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
Question
13 : Have you taken or given any Services?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY SERVICE TAX
Question
14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.
: Gift on birthday.
Tax
: PAY GIFT TAX
Question
15.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY WEALTH TAX
Question
16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.
: Cinema or Resort.
Tax
: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Question
17 : Have you purchased House?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
Question
18 : How you Travel?
Ans.
: Bus
Tax
: PAY SURCHARGE
Question
19.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL
GOVT.'s TAX
Question
20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.
: Yes
Tax
: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
21)
INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans
: Wait we are about to launch the
funeral tax!